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THE UMPTEENTH BOWL OF OATMEAL......

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  PERHAPS, THE FIRST 'SOLID FOOD' IN MY DIET, AS A VERY YOUNG CHILD..... OATMEAL IS STILL A REGULAR/FAVORITE ITEM ON MY MENU.....IT WAS, IN MY YOUTH, JUST BOILED OATS, SUGAR OR MOLASSES/SORGHAM, AND MILK......OVER THE DECADES, "OATMEAL" HAS EVOLVED TO STEEL-CUT OATS,  BOILED IN LIGHTLY YELLOW SEA SALTED WATER, WITH YELLOW RAISINS,  POWDERED CINNAMON,  AND A TBSP OF SOURWOOD HONEY....THEN LIGHTLY BOILED FOR A COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES,   UNTIL TENDER, DUMPTED INTO A BOWL & COVERED WITH NON-DAIRY CHOCOLATE ALMOND MILK...MOST OF WHICH WILL BE ABSORBED BY THE OATS, LEAVING JUST A PUDDLE OF ALMOND MILK IN THE BOWL, TO BE SPOONED OVER THE CLUMP........ANY LEFTOVER OATMEAL WILL CONTINUE TO THICKEN AND 'LUMP', AND CAN BE FORMED INTO OATMEAL COOKIES AND BAKED WITH THE ADDITION OF SOME SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS/CURLS....FOR TEA TIME, LATER IN THE AFTERNOON......           

crispy organic 3 cheese corn tacos , basmati rice with Samosa chutney, chopped oil-cured tomatoes, black berry preserves, spicy chili crisp, mango/raisin preserves, tomato jam & sweet pickled ginger root slices..

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DON'T ROLL THAT UP...UNTIL I'VE SEEN WHAT'S 'IN IT'!

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                                I SWEAR......"THERE'S NO TEDDY BEAR MEAT!", MR. BEAR...               IF YOU'D PREFER, I'LL SET OUT A BOWL OF HUCKLEBERRIES AND HAZELNUTS..                      OR SOME SQUIRMY TREE GRUBS, DIPPED IN SOURWOOD HONEY, MAYBE?   

WITH CONCERNS ABOUT LACTOSE AND GLUTENS, IF NOT SO MUCH CONCERN ABOUT ANIMAL SLAUGHTER....DUH!

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An angusburger with three cheeses on a toasted, seeded bun and...for my meat-loving friend, who 'claims' to be 'gluten-free' and 'lactose-avoidant'....a decorative alternative.....super spicy, with fragrant little tomatoes and purple corn chips....no mustard....just ketchup ....and sweet pickle relish

INSTEAD OF A PARFAIT.....HOW ABOUT A VEGAN 'SUNDAE'?

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Tea time.....which is, usually, Coffee time.....at 2, before the 'real' teatime...at 4.....

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                afternoon 'tea time'.......eggs with scallops, tumeric, herbs and cheeses.....on strips of toasted sourdough bread.......and an obligatory afternoon java with heavy cream.....and a dessert in the making, now ...for another teatime with a visiting friend, in just an hour.......walnut shortcakes with lemon curd, I think...with a reawakening pot of Earl Grey.

BURGER FOR THE EVER-INCREASING APPETITES OF AMERICANS....

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                   O.K., OPEN THOSE BIG MOUTHS..... W I D E ...... MORE. ....YOU ALL CAN TAKE IN THE WHOLE THING.....YOUR TWICE-FRIED POTATOES ARE STILL IN THE FRY FAT....GIVE IT A COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES, WHILE YOU SLURP DOWN THAT EXTRA-LARGE FAT SAL'S DELI'S  BIG FAT SHAKE. ....