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"Put de Lime in da Coconut....and call me in the morning...." (Nilsson Schmilsson)

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in a 'lighter' mood, this morning, I went for the coconut milk and lime Siamese rather than the Caribbean version...... grateful that I didn't have to drive to a Thai restaurant to satisfy this morning's urge to purge my gut of Halloween candy's toxins.......how spicy can it get! I added a grated Scotch bonnet pepper,  ... to find out.....whew!                    Don't call ' the doctor '.....I'm just fine..... just bring me some double-Dutch chocolate iced cream....

POTSTICKERS

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No, thanks, guys!.....I'll just open a can of Luck's peas and boil some rice!

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                  As my friends head to a restaurant, just blocks away... to be served a half cup of peas, with a blob of tinned fish eggs, some fashionable oily drops and a sprinkle of dried herbs.....a glass of wine and a chunk of bread....to shell out $35 for Sunday Brunch.......plus tips to both the waiter & sommelier and   an obsequious parking attendant...Yet....these trendy eateries are packed with consumers every weekend...... Should I ' upgrade ' to Margaret Holmes ' seasoned black-eyed peas.....for an extra 75 cents?   

AFTER A LIFETIME OF HAVING 'CEREAL & MILK' A COUPLE OF TIMES EVERY WEEK FOR A LIFETIME......

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      Currently, the 'Mix' is one of Grape-Nuts, whole grain wheat flakes, yellow corn grits Honey Oak Crunch, sliced prunes...rolled in powdered and grated coconut, English walnuts, golden raisins....and, perhaps, sliced dried apricots and/or dates....swimming in a bowl of chocolate oak milk.......Such was the journey from Rice Krispies and whole milk, sprinkled with white cane sugar....as a child.....

WHO SAID "DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!"? WELL, IT WARN'T ME!

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A LAUGHING CROISSANT,  A SMILING STOUT PASTRY PIE WEARING A DICK TRACY HAT, AND A 3-HEADED PREHISTORIC FLYING SEAFOOD CREATURE.

A 'SAVE' FROM THE BACK OF THE FREEZER

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You ask, "How can I keep boisterous children out of the kitchen?"

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                                  'COOKING BRUSSELS SPROUTS' WILL, USUALLY, DO THAT JOB......