SWITCHUP AT KROGER'S.......
Yesterday, deplete of provisions....and, after several days of avoiding 'sweets'.....I journeyed to Kroger, traveling the mile or so with a thousand other vehicles, going 'somewhere or the other'......After entering the Grocery Store and gathering some 'staples', I began to survey both the other shoppers and the contents of their wheeled baskets.......noting the correlations between the body types of the shoppers and the types of food they had gathered. Many of their 'food items' were unfamiliar to me; so, I began to chat with the other Kroger clients about their selections.......Shopper #1 was a friendly, obese woman, trolling the aisles with her obese husband and two obese children, under ten. I asked her 'what her favorite foods were'. She, rather excitedly, replied: "Dolly Parton's Chocolate Pie!.....There's nothing better......Nothing!" as she put three of them into her cart, along with several gallons of sugary soft...