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although I managed nary a crocodile tear as we compared Trust Fund Quarterly Reports........So, what's with that cheap, black mackerel caviar, buddy!    I get all the advice I need from the side of a beer can, you know.......then, crush the can and make 'stuff' with them......I did live in an aluminum Airstream for a year, after all......and made decking from its mangled remains.. to save it from becoming a Perry Bus' Body.......that IS what you get when you take advice from a beverage can.......I read your 'article', after I found it.....sequestered by GOOGLE in a Spam Folder.........Gotta take a whip to that Computer and the Apps that ride it, or get fuckin' thrown off that fancy, tooled-for-Hollywood Tex Ritter Saddle.....














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