Luncheon, the day after emptying the contents of several bottles of 'stuff' from the fridge.......

 On National Hamburger Day......I watched a cooking competition, in which the 'Guy Fieri Congestive Heart Failure Challenge' was to make the tastiest 'burger'.......[health considerations were, obviously, not a consideration.......] The 'winning' recipe: to 1lb of ground baby lamb, a lb. of ground baby veal and a lb. of pork sausage......add 2 whole eggs, a cup of crushed/fried bacon, a cup of avocado and a cup of mayonnaise.....shape some patties.....then dip the patties in beaten egg yolk and roll them in fried panko crumbs.....pan cook these in some more bacon grease, then cover them with thick slabs of cheese, melted over the burgers under a broiler......and finally, sandwich these between bun halves that have been grilled in butter, then toasted........lick the grease that runs down your arms, while holding this mass of dead animal flesh and molten, churned utter excretion.....best served over a cotton towel, with a liter of Coke.........to shorten one's life expectancy by a week or two........or make that 'three', with a side of macaroni and cheese......