SUPINE and LEFT LATERAL RECUMBENT DINING, ABED.....

Sloppy Snacks' during today's watching of a floor gymnastics competition....in bed.......I'll accept a 9 point deduction for 'messy landings'.....and 3 points 'off' for a hot coffee spill avoidance subroutine....


Just put it in a bowl, when you've just changed the sheets.........OR....for more 'fun',  try licking up some quinoa tobbouleh from an accomodative butt cheek.....  (If a cheek bowl is not forthcoming.....I suggest dining from a bowl, atop a tray..with fold-down legs.....as you watch the tumbling gymnasts collapsing on theirs)



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