I AWAKENED FROM A LUNCHEON "Cook it Raw" NIGHTMARE.........AND HAD AN ALMOND BUTTER, BLUEBERRY PRESERVES, SLICED BANANA AND SOURWOOD HONEY SANDWICH TO MASK THE MEMORY......

Grilled eel guts in cod sperm; sliced roasted cumin-powdered bull's penis; pickled  de-toothed monk fish jaws;  fish eyes in blood aspic and spicy souse on sourdough toast, grilled in beef bone marrow......with a cocktail of cobra's blood & vodka, with a side of  crisped roasted tree maggots in a sauce of pig's brains, sauteed in bacon grease, then  garnished with ground, dessicated roasted army ants........


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  1. vaporcloudJune 24, 2021 at 8:10 AM

    this makes duck tongue crostini with chili-oroblanco sauce seem relatively civilized....

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