THE THIEVING FORAGER FORMICADIANS, SACRIFICING GREAT NUMBERS FOR A FREE LUNCH........



I left my 'kiddie breakfast treat' on the back steps, for five minutes, with a jewelled bug 'guardian'........and returned to the kitchen to make some java to go with this toasted cinnamon rice cake....lushly covered with gooey almond butter, blueberry preserves, a crushed dark chocolate-covered sea salt caramel and walnut halves.....to find a 6 foot line of tiny black ants had discovered 'their lunch' and were accumulating by the thousands to carry away my concoction to their nearby colony of billions.....So, I snatched up the dessert plate, pinched some of the armored thieves....one, still bearing a puffed rice grain in its pincers....to send a signal to their Queen....to 'lay off my sweets!'.....within minutes, they all retreated....having relayed their chemical message to their Underground Leader.....as the last 'die-hards' having lost their pheromone trail, scattered about the driveway, aimlessly panicked, the little birds in the camellia bush swooped down to peck them up and feed them to their just-hatched chicks, nesting in the backdoor lighting fixture....

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