ANOTHER DELICIOUS SANDWICH....HOWEVER, NOT SUITABLE FOR POLITE, WHITE-GLOVE FINE DINING

 

                      FROM 7:00....CLOCKWISE....

HOLLOW OUT A FINE-TEXTURED BLACK POPPYSEEDED KAISER ROLL, FEEDING THE REMOVED BREAD, WHICH SHOULD BE AT LEAST HALF OF ITS INTERIOR, TO THE YARD BIRDS AND OTHER CREATURES THAT ARE 'ON THE FEED' FOR WINTER-FATTENING-UP'....

SLATHER A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF BEARNAISE SAUCE....OR, IF YOU PREFER, SOME HUMMUS,  ONTO THE TOP PART OF THE ROLL.

FILL THE HOLLOWED-OUT BOTTOM PART'S 'WELL'  WITH TEXAS CAVIAR,  COVER THAT WITH SLICED LARGE CHERRY TOMATOES,  THEN ADD A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF FRESH CORIANDER (CILANTRO) LEAVES.  

EXERCISING SOME MANUAL DEXTERITY.....MANAGE TO UNITE THESE HALVES....OR FIFTHS, IF YOU NEED A REAL CHALLENGE,  INTO A 'SANDWICH', PRESSING DOWN UPON THE CONCOCTION WITH A FLAT BOARD OR PLATE UNTIL IT IS UNITED BY COMPRESSION.....

TRY TO CONSUME THIS WITHOUT DROPPING VERY MUCH OF IT ONTO THE TABLETOP, YOUR LAP, OR THE FLOOR......THIS WILL TAKE CONSIDERABLE PRACTICE.....ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WITH SMALL HANDS OR LIMITED DEXTERITY...... 

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